Goodness gracious do I love winning!

This is perhaps the greatest football game I have ever witnessed in my life. I don't think we're going to see this again for quite a while. The showdown between the Atlanta Falcons and the New England Patriots will forever be remembered as the first game to ever go to overtime in Super Bowl history, and where New England pulled a miracle out of their helmets and propelled themselves into immortality as the first team to clinch a win in such a scenario. 

I think the most interesting thing is that the game started amazingly bad for New England. The first quarter of the game capped off with Atlanta being up 21-3 against New England, who got on the board with a field goal to keep them from shutout position. Throughout the remaining game, the Falcons increased their lead, but in the FOURTH QUARTER, the Patriots pull 19 points in retaliation, tying the game 28-28. Good LORD you could hear the bar, full of Falcons fans where I was at, get quieter and quieter ever since the Pats scored their first two point conversion. When they scored the next couple touchdowns, it got magical. If it weren't for that flag, Brady would have thrown a SECOND conversion to win the game 29-28. What actually happened, splitting 28-28, may have actually hurt more for Atlanta in the end, leading to the FIRST EVER SUPERBOWL OVERTIME. WHICH THE PATRIOTS WON THE OPENING COIN FLIP, CLIMBED UP THE FIELD ONE FIRST DOWN THROW AT A TIME, WHERE THEY STORMED THE END-ZONE AT 2 & GOAL! 

Brady's going to be turned into a Greek god for this! 

Which is just as well since this superbowl was so damned political. The advertisements and the Twitter banter combined really showed where people were putting their money at, and especially since people, such as Mr. Sean Spicer, the White House Press Secretary, was called out for his support for the Patriots well before the game ended because it looked so certain that Atlanta was going to win. Now, if you look at an election map of Georgia, you'll see that Atlanta is a blue speck in a sea of red. Imagine how this victory would have meant for them if they had won. Seriously, look at the tweets. I'm going to pull up a few, minus the names of course because I don't support doxing people or calling them out because of their political beliefs. I will parade the words out though: 

"The Patriots getting destroyed was a nice consolation prize for Donald Trump Ruining America #superbowl"

to which this person later said, 

"I haven't been this sick since November 8th of last year."

"Well racist white people, this is definitely your year"

Stephen King, yes, that Stephen King, wrote, 

"Patriots!! My Boys!!!"

To which some people replied,

"Oh Stephen King, we could have been friends!"

and

"Oh no, Mr. King, not you!"

And NeoGAF? Fuck NeoGAF. They're always angry. You know what the hell of it is?

None of these people, none of them are going to be remembered for this. The only one who will be is Brady, who has sealed his immortality as the first football player to ever win a superbowl overtime, which I repeat, has not happened before.

As soon as I saw it was the Patriots playing I knew that people would be placing such an importance on it to make sure that Trump's Anointed Ones, the New England Pats, lose, and lose hard. They almost got their wish. Also, Pence was watching the game as well. 

So, the Patriots come back from one of the worst point deficits in the Super Bowl, mainly in the fourth quarter, take the game to overtime, win the coin toss, and then walk the ball right into the end zone, shattering the hearts of liberals everywhere thinking that they could make it into revenge for Trump winning the Presidency. I'm not exaggerating. Go look on Facebook and Twitter, just check your feeds and see what people are saying about it. This was about race to these people. For some odd reason, football is now placed on the same level as civil rights. I am dead serious - I'm wondering how many of these people can breathe without assistance. Football == Sport. Football =! Black Oppression.

OH! JUST TO CAP THIS OFF - THE NAME OF THE MAN WHO SCORED THE FINAL TOUCHDOWN? 

 

JAMES WHITE

You know, just to twist the knife in a little deeper. Technically, White was the one who won his team the superbowl, but the QB always gets the glory. Not you though, Mr. White. You will always, to me, be the counterpoint to these bitching and complaining people. You did your team proud, James. You did your city and country proud. Enjoy your victory. 

As for Brady...



Even gods need a little time off... 


And who do we have to thank for this? I don't think it can be linked enough: 




Oh, and before I forget: 



"At least the Falcons won the popular vote"

I STILL HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOU, NATE!

Do you EVER get tired of being wrong? You're outside the periodic table. I think they're going to have to name a quantum entangled particle pair after you since nobody knows where the hell you are anymore and then you just... appear...


EDIT:Found my article about Brady and Belichick endorsing Trump!

BILL BELICHICK AND TOM BRADY ENDORSE TRUMP!GO N.E. PATRIOTS! 7-1 RECORD! NO TIME OUTS, TWO MINUTE WARNING!
WINNERS DON'T LET WINNERS WIN ALONE! 
Bill Belichick's a god incarnate when it comes to the Northeast. With such an incredible record recently in their games, not to mention the further endorsement of Tom Brady who is equally as worshiped as a gridiron deity in the Gilette Stadium Basilica. Dude has the effective spiral range of a Longbow missile system, not to mention he's a great quarterback, and a helluva passer with nearly 60,000 passing yards under his belt! 
If there's something New England loves, aside from good chowder, it's good football. Belichick and Brady's stamp of approval may not mean much to those on the West Coast, but this simple thing may have tipped the scales in that part of the country. Remember when Trump got that Indiana Basketball Bump from Bobby Knight? He was a local saint to those people, and that brought him to victory in the Hoosier state!